An Amusing Experience with My Disability

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What disability-related experience do you remember with particular amusement?

Name: Betsy Walton
Email: betsylei@voicenet.com
Date: 26 Jun 1999
Time: 00:11:07
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In the first year, second semester of my college experience, a funny thing happened on the way to a meeting of the newly formed Disabled Students Coalition. Read on and see if you agree with me...

I met a friend of mine on the way to the meeting. We both shared the same disability of Cerebral Palsy and the same mode of transportation around campus: three wheeled scooters. My friend and I chatted and, as we approached a long, steep concrete ramp, I turned to her and asked the rhetorical question, "Do you want to race?"

With a huge grin on my face and no answer from my friend, I took off down the ramp. My only means of stopping or slowing myself down was squeezing the bicycle-type hand brake on the left side of the tiller. I knew I had to do that to be safe. I also knew I would flip over if I did not slow down and gain control of my cart. I also loved to go fast -- besides, it was a race, wasn't it??

With the cold February breeze blowing in my face, I made it to the bottom of the ramp first!! I turned left to enter the building where the meeting was being held. I turned the scooter left -- my body went straight. I flipped over. My right shoulder absorbed the entire weight of the impact on concrete. (ouch!)

Someone "righted me" and the scooter. I heard hysterical crying behind me. Come to find out, my friend saw me flip over and, not seeing me move right away, thought I had knocked myself out or worse. She lost control of her scooter, veered right and crashed into the small brick wall which framed both sides of the ramp. The impact caused her body to pitch forward and fall back on the concrete ramp. She was crying in fear of my situation, not in reaction to her pain.

Both of us ended up in the campus' Infirmary. Upon explanation of the accident, we were advised to go to the hospital for x-rays. We rode together in a campus security car. As the nurse from the ER assisted me into a wheelchair, she asked if my friend and I were the "car accident." I said, "No. We had an accident with our scooters."

"Your what?" was the response. I tried to explain what happened, but it really wasn't necessary.

Upon examination of the x-rays of my right shoulder, the doctor told me I had a hairline fracture of my right humerus. When he told me my arm (and dominant hand, mind you) would be useless to me for up to six weeks, I thought it was less than humorous!! To make matters worse, when my father came to pick us up, the doctor led him to my curtained spot and said, "Here she is; Evil Knievel." Needless to say, that nickname stayed with me for some time.

It has been almost twenty years since our accident. As the years roll by, the story becomes more humorous to me every time I tell it. It has always been humorous to those who listen to it. Right, it's humorous to them because they didn't have to deal with a humerus fracture.

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Date: 10 Mar 2008
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Date: 21 Mar 2008
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